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Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.
Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020
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virtual sex

Sex by means of electronic media, ie e-mail, IM, or text messaging
I hate it when the connection goes down right in the middle of virtual sex.
by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009
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Virtual Vagina

A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.
Dont touch that pillow, i use it as my virtual Vagina.
by ladysdelite51 July 28, 2009
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virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)
"Man i wish we could go see a movie"
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
by JODAGOAT September 21, 2017
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Virtual Machine

An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware
Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads

Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
by Realicanttellyou February 26, 2017
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Virtual Hoarder

A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
by DrMuffy January 5, 2011
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Virtual Company

Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.
Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
by teddyrux March 24, 2008
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