veggie

*usually capitalized* A slang term usually used for anyone that has ever role-played the character Vegeta from Dragonball Z.

Man, I wonder what happened to my old Veggie - I hear he took off for planet 420 again...

by Jupesie January 11, 2004

peener and veggies

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Veggie-Nazi

a militant vegetarian

A popular talk show personality: “EAT MEAT, SCREW VEGGIE-NAZIS!”

by Styx Spudger April 2, 2009

Veggie Dogging

The act of rubbing a dildo between another's butt cheeks without penetrating the anus. Also see: hot dogging

Sue and Lisa spent the night breaking in their new dildo by veggie dogging.

by KKgoldfish August 20, 2014

veggie blowout

When ur vegan coffee makes your bowels uncontrollable

Dawson drank the vegan coffee and had a veggie Blowout of epic proportions

by Hiwhatzup December 8, 2016

veggie monster

a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.

fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.

by BSBSBSBS July 23, 2007

Bed Veggie

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".

Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.

by JosesRoo December 28, 2011