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Dark Vader

a misspelling of Darth Vader.

If your first foray into Star Wars was a children's book, you probably had never heard "darth" before and may have thought the author made a typo.
Kid reading book: Don't they mean "Dark Vader?"

*kid watches Star Wars*

Ben: ... Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil...

Kid: WTF does "darth" mean?
by Herbertismyhomeboy July 31, 2011
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birth vader

a natural born evil person practicing his/her own -extemely- evil thoughts upon a person or a group of innocent people
.. he finds each and every youngling in the hood and abuses them, which is how two mothers from the hood spot that birth vader around our kids.
by kelamist November 29, 2019
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Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...
I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.
by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011
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Pink Darth Vader

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.
Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.
by Brian Munich May 22, 2008
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Vadgindotter

Vadgindotter College is an accredited university in Northern Pennsylvania founded in 1876. The college was started by the Church of Hungry Amishmen as a place where students could grow intellectually in an environment that would allow them to pursue carpentry simultaneously. Today, with 1,969 students, Vadgindotter and its sibling school, Dickinson, are well-respected names in the educational circuit catering to only the best of the best. At Vadgindotter, we have only one saying: "We don't hate you because you're ugly. We hate you because your parents are ugly."

More about Vadgindotter:
Sports: The Fighting Contraceptives move to the Final Four in KY Jelly Competitive Cage Match Fighting! Their mascots, Connor The Condom and MaryAnn The Morning After Pill, won best performance at a half-time show too! GO CONTRACEPTIVES!

Dress Code: This campus is clothing optional. If you choose to wear clothing, you must wear jorts, which must be shorter than finger-tip length, no exceptions. Still, as part of the Code of Honor, "one must rock out with their proverbial cock out at all times as a Vadgindite".

Scholarships: Vadgindotter offers scholarships to strippers, escorts, and other ladies (and gentlemen) of the night. Occasionally hooters girls may receive scholarships, though this is more difficult for them to attain. The Financial Aid Office does accept payments in $1 bills, as they are well aware that this is type of currency students are most often paid in.

Housing: Co-ed housing is offered at Vadgindotter (widely accepted and encouraged). Nudist housing is also available for those who like to let it loose 24/7.

Courses: Vadgindotter offers an astoundingly wide range of courses to choose from. Some popular subjects include Monogamy 101, STDs: The Legends, Chlamydia: Not a Flower, Abstinence: If You Have Sex You Will Get Pregnant And You Will Die, How-to's for Safe Sex, and many more.
Student 1: YES! I got accepted at Vadgindotter!!

Student 2: Aw, man, I got rejected! Where did I go wrong? I mean, we had the same grades...

Student 1: Listen, it's all in the extracurriculars. They clearly appreciated how I spent my time after school at Topless and tutoring students in seduction, and they recognized my talents in pole dancing.
by MaryAnn and Connor April 29, 2008
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Vadton

A Russian lesbian who is very pessimistic.
God snook's, you're such a Vadton.
by Chrisy Lohr August 14, 2010
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Darth Vadering

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound
My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick
by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017
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