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USB paradox 

A two sided object that you have to flip 3 times to get it right most commonly associated with usb sticks also works with bad phone cables and blankets
Guy 1: I had to flip the damn usb stick 3 three times
Guy 2: I guess you can call it a usb paradox
USB paradox by Grand Leader January 31, 2019

USB Flip Flop 

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.
USB Flip Flop by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012

USB dongle goblin 

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.
Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

usb thief 

A person who you once trusted untill you mistakenly lend a usb stick. only to then find out that they are a notorious and cunning thief
Usb thief someone who steels usb sticks.Dunk: Hi rose how are you could i get my usb back please.
Rose: hi dunk im sorry i have no idea what usb you are reffering to (sinister laugh)
usb thief by Giggledman August 7, 2015
The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.
I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.