USB

Ultimate Sleeper Build

bro thats an USB

USB by Random Japanese Guy January 15, 2026

USB

Unprotected Sex Babies: accidental children produced as the byproduct of unsafe and unprotected sex without the use of a contraceptive

NBA Youngboy got HELLA USB.

USB by ECSTASEED April 23, 2026

USB paradox 

A two sided object that you have to flip 3 times to get it right most commonly associated with usb sticks also works with bad phone cables and blankets

Guy 1: I had to flip the damn usb stick 3 three times
Guy 2: I guess you can call it a usb paradox

USB paradox by Grand Leader January 31, 2019

USB Flip Flop 

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

USB Flip Flop by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012

USB dongle goblin 

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

USB dongle goblin by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

usb thief 

A person who you once trusted untill you mistakenly lend a usb stick. only to then find out that they are a notorious and cunning thief

Usb thief someone who steels usb sticks.Dunk: Hi rose how are you could i get my usb back please.
Rose: hi dunk im sorry i have no idea what usb you are reffering to (sinister laugh)

usb thief by Giggledman August 7, 2015

USB Dance

The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.

I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.

USB Dance by Oatmeal raisin the dead June 11, 2010