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Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023
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Urethra Powers

an ability urethra man has, giving him the power to spurt sperm or urine out of him at mach 10 to the second power.
by XXX Jiggles December 8, 2022
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urethra wax

whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scrap of a candle in your dick hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. This is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in Arabia. Read the book "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk for more information. Look for the short story called "Guts" within the book.
Johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his willy for stimulation. He eventually had to tell his parents that he was pissing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. There goes the college fund.
by godly head December 31, 2011
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urethra

Where Piss or the sticky fluid called Cum shoots out of the penis when the bladder forces it out or when a tight grip is aplied to the penis and moved up and down till it shoots out sticky stuff.
I just had piss come from Fabio's urethra into my mouth. It was goooooooood!
by ? July 6, 2004
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Urethra Franklin

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one's urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.

2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
by captainplanetBB1000 January 17, 2010
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urethra pick

A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.
Mitchell got a urethra pick stuck inside his cock, and died of a bladder infection.
by angrysuperhawk September 29, 2014
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urethral sex

The act of sexual intercourse in the urethra of a member of the female. Pleasure is greatly increased when the penis enters the bladder. Be warned that urethral sex, or U-SeX as it is called on the seat, may result in unwanted urethral pregnancy and permenant physical damage.
My girlfreind really loves me, so she allowed me to have some urethral sex with her. I made the mistake of not using a condom, and we ended up with an unwanted urethral baby. It's life is nothing but pain, as it's veins flow with urine. Poor child. Urethral sex: be careful.
by MUNNY DEP April 22, 2005
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