urban dick

Noun. Male. A pathetic loser who peruses the Urban Dictionary website for definitions of degraging and pretty much impossible sexual positions. He then e-mails them to his computer programmer friends who laugh loudly in their cubicles while eating Hot Pockets and drinking Mr. Pibb. This particular species of dick rarely uses his own on a live person and smells as offensive as his entries.
Reginald's wife divorced him because he is an urban dick.
by E. Baker September 17, 2006
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urban dick

A guy who spends all his spare time on urban dictionary.
Jeff T: Hey, Jeff, do you want to go to the strip club with me and Tom and Carl tonight?

Jeff G: Nah. I gotta check out the latest action on urbandictionary dude!

Jeff T: What an urban dick!
by Go-Go Goven May 31, 2006
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urban dick

1. Someone who rushes to put a word on urban dictionary but completely balzes it up, making them look like an absolute moron.

2. Someone who refuses to use a spell checker when typing emails or documents and therefore displays their lack of intelligence to the whole world.
I put in a definition for "arvo" but I spelled it "avro". When it made word of the day, everyone knew I was an urban dick.
by cnschulz February 22, 2008
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Urban Dick

Person who brags to others about getting their submissions posted on Urban Dictionary.
O: Haha my post was excepted and your's wasn't..
S: Wow.. what an Urban Dick...
by That kid over there.... February 24, 2009
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urban dick

Someone who defines a word that has been in existance for 20+ years but actually thinks that they just discovered the word.

For example :automagically has been around for ages, but somebody just put this up thinking they just struck urban dictionary gold
He is quite the urban dick - he thinks he automagically discovered the term "automagically"
by byronwhiteson November 18, 2009
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Urbane Dick

Someone who thinks that HIS Urban Dictionary defs are WAY BETTER than anyone else's.
"I surf Urban Dictionary to read my own defs and vote for them." -- Urbane Dick
by Urban Dixie July 29, 2006
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Urban Dick

Someone who makes up pointless words or phrases and submit them to the Urban Dictionary. They have never been used in real life and never will because they are too stupid.
Joe: He has no life. He has nothing better to do than make up stupid words and send them to the Urban Dictionary.

Bob: Urban dick.

Joe: Total urban dick.
by Buck33wheat January 1, 2010
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