one-upper

If you have had a bad day, a one-upper has had the absolute worst day of their entire life and possibly the worst in recorded history. If you met a hot guy on vacation, the one-upper banged Brad Pitt on vacation. If your brother bought you a really cool new CD for your birthday, the one-upper’s brother is God. The one-upper is the most obnoxious and hateable person you have ever met, but they are probably proud that they have one-upped everyone else you ever thought you hated.

I found twenty dollars in the street the other day and I was feeling pretty lucky, until that accursed one-upper told everybody that on that very day he discovered Donald Trump was his uncle. God, I hate that guy.

by Megsi February 23, 2008

upper decky lip pillow

when you put two zynachinos in your second floor gum well after shotgunning five claws and a four loco

yo who’s tryna pack a upper decky lip pillow buds?

by testosteronelover123 September 5, 2022

upper peninsula

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

by cardenio February 4, 2005

Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

by jango fett October 18, 2009

untertainment

entertainment that fails to entertain

"Steps into Summer" is untertainment at its very finest, and will be warmly welcomed by those who watch TV with a shotgun in their mouth, trying to pluck up the courage.
(as quoted from TV critic Charlie Brooker)

by Eggers07 January 16, 2008

Upper Merion

A shithole place. This place has a poverty, property crime rate, and crime rate overall, increasing each year. The schools are only good for academics but most of the classes are hardly taught, because of the kids behavior.

Man 1 “ Bro aren’t you from Lower Merion?”
Man 2 “ No Upper Merion.”
Man 1 “ Ew”

by JVon543 September 23, 2019

Fucker Upper

A person who is known to be a failiure at small tasks, who decides to take on a bigger task and fails to complete it as well.

Fred you fucker upper, get your ass over here !!

by Vinchenzo Salvator February 25, 2015