Universal code

Basic things that everyone knows

Friend - Can i borrow your underwear?
You- Ewww, gross you can't!
Friend- why not?
You- Because its Universal code

by RiahRhymes December 12, 2016

universal snap

A generic snap that was clearly sent to multiple people for streaks and/or out of laziness. Against proper snapchat etiquette.

"Omg Andrew just snapped me! He's so into me"
"Nah girl, I got it too. Must have a been a universal snap"

by Whyarentthereanyhandles May 7, 2018

Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020

Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.

Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...

by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004

Universal Technical Institute

An automotive/diesel school located with in the United States. Founded a while ago, it is a school run by con artists who are destined to rip students off by making them pay an insane amount of money for pretty much no reason. They teach students how to rip costumers off at auto centers and most of the kids there have fart cans and crack V-tec on there honda civics!!! The school lacks the #1 thing that all men ACTUALLY WANT, which is sweet ass and pussy. Tits are a dying breed at the school, and if you even look at one of the girls to acknowledge them, you get kicked out for sexual harrasment and have your dick put in a meat blender. Most students rather do not make it there or do not make it in the real world, so the school is pretty much a huge failure and waist of money!!!

Guy 1...Dude, where the fuck are you going to school at?!?!?!
Guy 2...Ummm, some corn ball, hick school called Universal technical institute.
Guy 1...Yo bro..i heard that place was de shiznit!!! is it true
Guy 2...Well, if you dont wanna go anywhere in life and finally decide to turn gay, than that place is totally for you
Guy 1...Oh......

by De SHIZNIT November 22, 2011

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

Universal Web Consulting

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.

I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010