Thats unfortunate

a way of sounding sympathetic but not actually caring

Thats unfortunate that your dog died. Anyways when can we eat?

by youallsuckballs December 13, 2014

Unfortelligent

A good decision with strategic value, but also has disappointing consiquenses.

Darek Jeter's decsion to not play in the All Star game is unfortelligent.

by @pacificfoodie July 13, 2011

unfortuna

THE TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THE ATROCIOUS SMELL AND/OR TASTE OF A NEWLY OPENED CAN OF TUNA.

"THIS TIN IS WITHOUT-A-DOUBT, 100% FILLED-TO-THE-BRIM, WITH THE SORRIEST EXCUSE OF UNFORTUNA EVER TO MAKE ITS WAY FROM THE OCEAN TO MY ORAL ORIFICE"!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

That's Mighty Unfortunate

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020

unfortunate

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

unfortantly

a gross misspelling of the word unfortunately, most famously used by a retarded 26 year old woman asking for programming advice.

yea it’s sensitive unfortantly.

by !tseP#i0k5gz March 18, 2008