Unemployment 

The word black people hear the most.

Damn nigga, is you still on unemployment

Unemployment by ExtraKrispy April 3, 2009

unemployed 

being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.

I'm unemployed and have no money. Give me charity.

unemployed by Salvatori Vitali September 18, 2007

gainfully unemployed 

One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.

A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.

"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "

" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "

gainfully unemployed by Gonk September 28, 2005

shake the hand of the unemployed 

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

shake the hand of the unemployed by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

unempowered 

1). The state of being unempowered. 2). Lacking empowerment.

Not having the authority to sign the contract, we were feeling unempowered.

unempowered by E. duq Nukem January 24, 2006

Unemployed 

Most people who are now unemployed had jobs before the coronavirus shutdowns because they would choose a steady job over unemployment with benefits and not knowing when they'll be back at work. The same people who wanted businesses shut down for the virus are the ones trying to give the workers shit about unemployment benefits and getting new jobs and reopening. The fucked up thing is the same people are also wanting the newly unemployed people they want to get back to work now to freak out all over again in the fall if a second wave arrives and they lose the jobs they've had for about 3 or 4 months, when they want the businesses shut down again.

Most people who are unemployed dont want to keep being unemployed forever. If you've been unemployed before, you know it's not fun, it's not a vacation.

Unemployed by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Actively Unemployed 

A situation in which a person is completely content while living off of unemployment benefits and thus makes a concerted effort to remain jobless until all unemployment benefits have been exhausted.

Chris: Any luck finding a job this week man?

Greg: Heck no, I am actively unemployed right now!! My life is too good with all this free time off plus I get my unemployment pay... I am not even considering getting another job until my benefits run out. You up for a drink tonight??

Actively Unemployed by halfway_crooks November 12, 2009