unbateable

Something or someone that you would not masturbate to.

That chick/dude is nasty, she/he is totally unbateable.

by TheRealCooney February 5, 2008

Undealable

Hard or impossible to deal with

This wait for the food to come is undealable

by maxyb123 February 2, 2017

uncapable

Being unable to perform a specific operation due to a sex-related injury or accident.

Kim was uncapable to orally inflate balloons after her accident while fellating a dolphin.

by Kim Does Speak Bad March 31, 2009

unbuyable

That which can't be redeemed with your william.

"That which truly makes us happy is unbuyable."

by Mallory might be White! April 4, 2008

Unfadable

Entirely unacceptable and undesirable. See also Can't fade it.

Oh man this homework is totally unfadable.

by Rock Monster February 24, 2005

Unlayable

Gross and not to be laid with; they do not get laid because they are homely, white, male Trump supporters with small penises.

These domestic terrorists are unlayable.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Unbearable

Describing somebody as unbearable doesn't make them unbearable to be around, the same way describing an Italian as an Antarctican doesn't make the guy from Antartica.

Pretending somebody is unbearable doesn't really make them unbearable. It's a lot like an ostrich hiding it's head and thinking that makes it's head invisible, when its not really invisible.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019