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useful idiot

Mis-attributed to Vladamir Lenin by Conservatives, (who usually learn of the term on social networks), it's used to degrade Progressive Liberals, who don't judge others from different countries, politics, or religions, as harshly as they do.

Conservatives often use the term to anyone who takes a different stance, whether the "useful idiot" is supportive of, or non-discriminatory toward: Socialists, Democratic Socialists, Democrats, Communists, Atheists, Catholics,, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Masons, Blacks, Hispanics, Indians, Arabs, Native Americans, and Europeans.

Thus, "useful idiots" are usually ignored, while they're blamed for "ruining" (ie. improving) a nation, and spreading love of others, rejecting discrimination, and equality treatment for all.
Conservative: "These are the facts that I've cherry-picked to support my argument."

Useful idiot: "But you ignored this, this, this, this, this, and this."

Conservative: "But you're taking that out of context! No wait, that's revisionist history! You just hate my version of God! You're actually going to listen to Scientists who know what they're talking about? How stupid are you? You should read my new book, that ignores all the positive contributions made by others, and ignores all the bad things about Conservatism, where I redefine words, revise history to my liking, and argues why Jesus was actually a Capitalist. I don't accept peer-review, by the way, because I'm right and always right on everything."

Useful idiot: "Your book sounds a lot like Conservapedia."
by KnowledgeBattles July 27, 2015
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useful idiot

An idiot that helps
your a useful idiot
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usefulivity

The personal thought of usefulness of an individual in an every day context.
Scott: Then why would you never make the effort (to go on a date)

Christine: 'Cause I'm a useless person.

Scott: You're not useless. I like you for you, regardless of your usefulivity.
by qr25de April 22, 2011
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useful lesbian

A hot lesbian. Not a lesbian that hangs drywall or wears a professional sports jersey.
Carol's girlfriend is nothing like she is. She's a useful lesbian, AND she'll let you watch!
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Joe Biden useful for only one thing

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)
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useful idiot

A term used by Matt-Drudge reading troglodytes to insult anyone who doesn't agree with their simplistic philosophies.
Drudgetard: BARRY SOETORO IS A COMMIE AND A KENYAN

Human: Go back to FreeRepublic, DrudgeTard

Drudgetard: You're another Useful idiot, lib.
by Downvoting Victim September 29, 2013
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usefull

Sarcastic form of useful. Synonym of useless.
My phone was slow and I saw an ad for a phone cleaner with glowing, 5-star reviews. I now have ads popping up all over. What a usefull app.
by virgin916 May 20, 2021
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