usb laundering

When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.

Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.

by doctoroctos March 30, 2009

Mug Usb

When the red Among Us is sus. Usb Mug

Hop on Mug Usb or I'll replace every second word with 'sus.'

by red+is+sus March 24, 2021

usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018

Schroedinger's USB

When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.

1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.

by LucyKitsune November 19, 2019

USB Whore

Somebody who uses their USB Flash drive in multiple computers.

Wow you are using a that drive in another computer? What a USB Whore! That's how viruses are spread, ya' know!

by FreaknJew January 13, 2010

USB porn

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.

"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016

USB Nubbin

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.

I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.

by definethis215 September 19, 2019