shut the fuck uppercut

a prolonged version of stfu, usually used to express further anger.

"oh my god! so i heard jenny talking about cindy saying she was going out with brad and sarah was cheating on him with ricky and-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPERCUT!"

by dagreatdane4 July 1, 2009

kiss his face with an uppercut

a punch, usually in the form of revenge to an ex-lover.

He started dating this new girl right after he broke up with me and I just want to kiss his face with an uppercut.

by user124739166 September 8, 2023

Penis Uppercut

When you are about to force your a girl to suck your dick in the dark, you can't see so you keep hitting the girl under the chin like an uppercut.

I penis uppercutted my girlfriend today.

by Sexmaster69thousand November 29, 2011

Rusty uppercut

The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)

Bruh, Jenny was still gagging for it after rooting last night. Had to resort to the rusty uppercut.

by Your mate February 23, 2017

white thunder uppercut

When a man with strong willpower cums on a chick's chin with such velocity that her head cocks backwards likened to an uppercut.

"Damn that girl was on her knees just begging for me to cum, and I thought I should white thunder uppercut that bitch into cardiac arrest"

by Selamat Pagi November 9, 2021

greek uppercut

anal sex right in the ass

When I was in prison some guy tried to give me a greek uppercut.

by freddy grapes May 18, 2006

dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.

Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.

by Spraya November 2, 2007