Unks

An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.

Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt

Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?

Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks

by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022

Unk

DMV term for someone down bad

He a unk,he over there picking jacks up off the ground

by Deezntz July 6, 2022

UNK

You never know

1: I think he doesn't like me
2:unk

by Caralavie June 23, 2018

Unk

a form of language used amongst the children of the highest intellectual advancement

ex. Ethan: “unk unk unk unk”
Vory: “he knows the language of unk”

by sortive December 4, 2020

unking

when a king is dethroned, it is referred to as unking.

"Damn, Michelle cheated on Barrac... that's so unking of her."

by king420~69 October 28, 2019