United States

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY IN THIS EARTH

That must be the greatest thing ever known to man. I know, its the United States.

by BOT Putin March 11, 2017

United States

Best damn country out there. Anybody who doesn't like America can kiss my ass.

United States is better than you!

by fjdka;js July 17, 2006

united states

the best country on earth

why the united states owns:
best military on earth,
4th largest in land mass,
smartest people,
the fact that america started out as a group of rebels and is now the most powerful nation on earth,
we have the nukes!
if it wasnt for america, the world would be ruled by nazis,
football,
most of the worlds music is from america,
we MADE china redo their currency,
the most technically advanced ppl on earth,
if we wanted to, we could kick canada's ass,
best movies.

theres more, but i cant think of the right now

by frediopolis October 29, 2005

United States

The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.

Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.

by SlickSerpent99 September 25, 2017

United States

the US, founded on the basis of "Freedom". The only country where you can become the most powerful man in the world.

in America

by ass blaster September 12, 2003

United States

A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.

Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?

Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?

Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .

by Diddle'erkneecaps October 23, 2010

United States

A country in the western hemisphere. The United States gets hackled by many other countries citizens everyday even though they know nothing about the people there.

*Remember*Not every American is a fucking asshole, just the ones that type shit into urbandictionary.com and youtube.com. Almost everyone in the U.S.A is friendly and not a prick.

People of the U.S.A dont think that they are the best in the world. But i would have to say our human rights are.

Im proud to be a citizen of the United States

I love other countries e.g. U.K

ps. president bush was an asshole

by ILoveBeingAYank April 4, 2009