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by Anonymous April 12, 2003
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personal uniform

a standardized wardrobe cultivated autonomously by the wearer/user. A personal uniform promotes consistency and commitment to ownership of clothing and wear, reducing waste of material, energy and time.
Mel: Hey Toni want to go shopping at Forever 21 on Saturday?
Toni: No thanks, I have a personal uniform.

Sydney: Ugh! I have nothing to wear.
Erin: Are you sure about that? What about those black slacks that look great on you?
Sydney: I wore them yesterday. I can't wear them again.
Erin: Says who? You probably care more about what you wear than others.
Sydney: Maybe you're right. I could pair them differently.
Erin: That's the spirit! A personal uniform are practical garments that serve you first and help you save time and energy.
by NovemberAlphaTango February 29, 2016
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Gym uniform

A Gym uniform is a fuck ass peace of shit gym teachers make you were that make your butt look big and your dick small also gym teaches RAGE when you don't bring your gym uniform to class
by Game mode 0 October 7, 2016
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get a school uniform

a nicer way of telling someone you don't like the way they dress
if you don't like the way someone is dressed, especially if it's a teen girl, don't be a misogynistic bastard and try to slut-shame her, killing her self-confidence, tell her instead to get a school uniform.
by Sexydimma September 15, 2016
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milf uniform

The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:

-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.

PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.

PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
by p browning February 2, 2008
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What a cop is if you take away his gun and his badge.
"Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")
by Nick D January 28, 2004
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Full Uniform

Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.
Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!
by Georg Znaeym July 21, 2006
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