Pak Chooie Unf

Code programmed into and executed by space robots, usually the pusher or shover models. Often spoken aloud by said robots, often reduced to simply "Pak Chooie".

"PAK CHOOIE UNF
I am a Pusher Robot.
DATA: To start fires
TARGET: Grandmother
DATA: Lies
PAK CHOOIE UNF"

by Deomatrumus November 10, 2008

Double Unf

Unfriend and unfollow. Used when somebody has an interest or posts about a hobby that you dislike.

You like neo-nazis? Double unf...

by aeronaut August 5, 2011

Unfit For Purpose

This expression originated with the Royal Navy where stores or equipment were found to be damaged, wouldn’t work or could not be used for the purpose for which they were intended. The expression quickly found wider usage and is now applied to not just stores and equipment, but to organisations, designs even concepts. It can also be applied to co-workers if they are not doing their job properly and, in extreme cases, used as a put down where someone is a complete arsehole and unsuitable to be considered part of the human race.

Malcolm you are unfit for purpose.

by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015

unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

unfofo

Unfortunate but in a less serious manner

John: I got to the restaurant in time before they closed, but they were already sold out of everything :(

Daisy: unfofo.

by dosine February 8, 2019

Unfrungulate

To not be able to think of a word so you just make up some slightly sexual sounding bullshit.

It was on a live-stream, which meant that you got to see the unbridled, unfettered, eh... un.... unfrungulated....

by OfficialMoon October 19, 2016

Unfuckupable

Something that is so easy that it could not possibly be fucked up, even by the stupidest person in the entire world.

Directions to your mom's house: Left on main street and stay straight until you see the neon XXX sign, honestly unfuckupable.

by BigLue February 11, 2010