Bumpin Uglies

The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.

Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.

by Tardified July 30, 2010

bumpin uglies

lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.

I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

snuggly uglies

mens brief style underwear

wife to husband "Why are you wearing your snuggly uglies when I bought you those sexy satin boxers?"

by blue92fxstc February 19, 2010

rub uglies

to fuck

We used to rub uglies once in awhile when we were bored, but I haven't seen her in a long time.

by Jamie on top December 6, 2014

Goosebumpin' Uglies

Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.

'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'

'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'

'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'

by ekkiej September 18, 2017

Trumpin' Uglies

1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.

2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.

Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.

by seudokode January 18, 2019

bumpin the uglies

Getting it on with a Woman.

Yo dogg I be bumpin them uglies left an' right.

by Chris Criswell April 13, 2004