Spanish Typewriter

When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.

Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!

by Will Dish February 26, 2010

Miami Typewriter

Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.

Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.

by Just Aristides September 23, 2018

Anal Typewriter

When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.

I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.

by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019

Brown typewriter

After getting your friend lying back first on the ground make sure his or her arms are lying on his or her side and start by placing your knees on both arms and then when in that position start shitting in his or her mouth.

Just brown typewritered my friend after the movie.

by Diarrhea palace69 February 19, 2023

Kenosha Typewriter

The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.

She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.

by CaseJackal October 25, 2011

The Typewriter

A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'

'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'

by LaurelAndHardy April 13, 2014

Sideways Michigan Typewriter

A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.

Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.

by lacequill October 14, 2020