When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
by MustangDriver October 25, 2010
Get the two left hand boxing glovesmug. A move performed by females around the world who are professional at sucking cock but if not performed correctly she will be slapped in the face
I asked this bitch for that Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special and she said alright baby.
by The only pimp November 25, 2018
Get the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum specialmug. During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
Get the two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combomug. Her:I wasn’t always a good dick sucker till I found out about the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special.
by The only pimp November 25, 2018
Get the wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum specialmug. A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014
Get the A dick in the mouth is worth two in the handmug. You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.
C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
Get the a dick in the bush is worth two in the handmug. Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
Get the two hand slammug.