Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 16, 2009

Twitterbrate

To use Twitter to celebrate or commemorate an event.

"Let's Twitterbrate Bastille Day in a way that'll drive @GlennBeck and his followers insane".

by Daniel E V July 13, 2009

Twitterbreeze

Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.

(We're ignoring Sophie)

Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.

Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.

Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?

Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?

Me: I did feel a draft

by orygun girl August 28, 2009

Twitterbation

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twitterbust

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009

TwitterLynch

Whenever a social media becomes overloaded with trashing of a person, place or thing;

judgement by popular opinion on-line;

creating a mob mentality to overcome the opinion or "reported" act of a person , place or thing;

publick shaming

Don't try to TwitterLynch the president or
Did you see the TwitterLynching of Sara Palin? or
Let's TwitterLynch teabaggers (or whomever).

Also past tense: we sure TwiterLynched that whole birther thing didn't we!
Future tense: Let's TwitterLynch Eric Holder. How about a TwitterLynch or TwitterBomb on Rush Limbaugh (or someone like Quadafi).

by BELLE STARR PRESENTS October 3, 2011