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twenty one pilots

Two little shits named Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun who like to maintain radio silence for around a year and then suddenly come back in the most cryptic way possible, and then leak songs and make cryptic-ass music videos.
by |-/fangirl August 8, 2018
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twentyteens

When we had the 80's and the 90's, they were easy decades to reference. This new decade is a little harder. So, being the teen years, it's the twentyteens.
by CoachHeidi January 2, 2011
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twenty four seven

1. all of the time
by Bruce Citron August 28, 2003
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Twenty-Dumb

A person who is in their twenty's and think that they know about life, only to find out later how confused they really were.
1st Person: How old where you when you went bar hopping and clubbing?

2nd Person (in their 40's): Back when I was Twenty-Dumb I think.
by Jeff Sanders March 7, 2008
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twentycashregular

When you roll up to a New Jersey gas station and ask the attendant to pump your gas because you ain't some punk ass bitch that pumps their own gas like the losers from the other 49 states.
Gas station attendant: How can I help you?
You: twentycashregular
*Gas station attendant opens your tank and fills it with $20 worth of regular gas.*
You: Thank you. (*as you hand the attendant a wrinkly $20 bill *)
Gas station attendant: See you next time.
by njrulez December 2, 2019
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and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.
Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?
by CobraKaiNeverDies February 13, 2007
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Tweety Box

Cutesy name for a Vagina. Coined by Craig Ferguson of the Late Late show.
Everyone came home for some Tweety box and a nap.
by NikkiZiggy May 27, 2010
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