Turducken of crazy

when someone is so crazy that they have crazy stuffed in crazy wrapped in more crazy

She is the turducken of crazy

by Pig granny February 3, 2015

Turduckentide

The festive season where Turducken is regularly eaten in place of standard roast meats. Associated with Christmas, but usually extended throughout all of December.

I'm excited for Turduckentide this year, it's nearly December!

by TurduckenFan November 1, 2021

Fucking Turducken

A man fucking a woman's vagina while he is receiving anal sex from another man.

Bill, Jill, and Will Did performed a fucking turducken last night.

by zizzlezazzle February 4, 2020

The Newfoundlandian Turducken

When an orgy becomes a sexual human centipede conga line, weaving midgets and tall people into the bunch

Our street parade, the Newfoundlandian Turducken, was quickly halted by the police

by succmedry January 18, 2017

Turducken

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.

"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner

by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004

Turdfuckistan

Any of a number of Central Asian and Middle Eastern Muslim-infested shitholes where illiteracy, suicide-bombing, goat-fucking, and wife-beating are not only national past times but the most cherished societal covenant.

The three suicide bombers were identified as citizens of Turdfuckistan.

by jihadjacker411 May 2, 2014

camb-turduckin

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a lamb stuffed in a camel. Extremely hard to cook thoroughly.

If you put a hamster inside the chicken it becomes a cambsturduckin.

"Yo dude this thanksgiving i'm gonna attempt the camb-turduckin."
"Dude that's sick I hope your in-laws like it!"

by South Pole Elf October 7, 2013