Turdburger

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

by Emo December 25, 2003

turdburglar

one who steals poo

anna williams

by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

Turdburglar

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

turdburgler

AKA: Fagg or hipster
A socially acceptable way to call someone a douche/bunghole in a public area.

dude, he's being such a turdburgler when he walks like that.

by Ex Tacy June 18, 2012

turdburglar

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

by Kimo November 26, 2002

turdburgler

someone who is a fag and gay and douche and all other mean and weird things one person could say to another

tom from myspace is a turdburgler

by hardcoreninja October 23, 2006