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Real.True.Tuning.

The act of purchasing and installing aftermarket Japanese domestically produced racing products (tuning goods) for the sole purpose of decoration on an import vehicle. One involved in Real.True.Tuning. is only concerned with projecting (see poseur) the image they use their modified car for what it was engineered for – Circuit racing, Time Attack, HPDE, etc. All the while maxing out credit cards in order to pay for low production, high cost, circuit oriented racing parts from various credited racing “boutiques” or companies (ex. ARC, Spoon Sports, Mugen, Volk Racing, etc) found in Japan.

Real. True. Tuning. can be seen at various static display type events but never at a racing circuit. Areas like a large parking lot, convention center, or parking garage are ideal conditions for Real.True.Tuning.
"Wow I just went to the Nissei car show and saw a sweet S2k covered with boutique tuning goods. It had Spoon fashion bars, CWest appearance spoiler, ARC dress up engine plates, and one of those awesome J's Racing sounds tubes. Thats some sick Real.True.Tuning."
by The Circuit Mark June 19, 2008
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Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.
Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.
by Mikosuke January 20, 2011
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tuning in Tokyo

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fish tanking

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I-Tuning You Out

when an individual resorts to putting in his/her headphones and connecting to their musical device manufactured by Apple (i.e iPod, iPod nano, iPod mini) when a conversation is boring.
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Person 2: "That's because you're boring, so he's I-Tuning you out"
by Sydney-Natalie July 20, 2008
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