Tumbleweed

One who seems to be doing nothing with his/her life.

Friend: Have you seen your sisters boyfriend?!

Me: Yeah... He's just one silly-ass tumbleweed..

by IHAVE11TOES April 5, 2013

tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

tumbleweed

Slang for balls with a messy bush of pubes because of it's resemblance.

would any of you lovely ladies like to go down on my tumbleweed?

by mstrofobvious January 7, 2017

Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

Tumbleweed

Someone who is always day-dreaming and apparently has no emotions :')

"Don't worry about it tumbleweed"

by -Datum February 4, 2019

Tumbleweed

President Puffs hair

Her hair is so nasty to looks like a tumbleweed. She looking all sorts of President Puff

by ＼（〇_ｏ）／ March 30, 2019

TumbleWeed

The Alabama version of a family tree

Brother: hey sis I need to tell you something
Sister: yeah what is it dad
Brother: Our TumbleWeed is expecting another member
Sister: who?
Brother: We’re adopting your grandmother

by NateBoi1107 October 30, 2019