Tug Boating

When a large or ugly girl drags a chain of her hot friends through a crowd in a club.

Dude those girls we were talking to were so hot. Too bad there friend was tug boating.

Look at this girl tug boating her friends around.

Guys know this happens all the time in the club its everywhere. There is always that one chick thats dragging the rest of her friends around or away from others guys.

by mooseman13 February 10, 2012

rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012

Monthly Tugboat

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.

I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.

by PotSton December 6, 2010

Mexican Tugboat

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.

Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.

"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."

by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018

Portsmouth Tugboat

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

by Jody South April 19, 2016