Tuffmess

super cool dude

Joe: Did you hear about Tuffmess?
Bob: Yeah he's a super cool dude!

by Tuffmess April 9, 2021

Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.

I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Cock Tuff

A man who is know for having a really large penis,Which women are intimidated by.

A group of women where giggling together in an office,about a man who worked with them,one of the woman had sex with him,she was telling the other women he was great in bed & that he was very" Cock Tuff "

by Day2Day_godstar October 5, 2011

Tuffatea

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).

Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"

by Adam2ez September 21, 2009

Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.

Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.

by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011

Tuff

Another way of sayin damn bro!

Ari:I got a whoopin last night

Lele:Thats Tuff

by ariyannashanice November 25, 2018

Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009