tubbekin

“Tubbekins” are a smaller, younger version of teletubbies, and commonly mistaken for teletubbies.

“What is that kids show, tubbekins?”

by KrispyPandaDude December 10, 2018

Skin Tuba

slang for penis, like skin flute, but people with big dicks play the skin tuba, not to be confused with skin trombone

Ronny has a big dick but he cant get any chicks so every night he plays the skin tuba

by fry1077 March 30, 2011

pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008

Tubbis

a fat person, usually someone that you dont like eating all of your food, or drinking all of your capri suns.

Im tired of that tubbis eatin all my damn food.

by Lacey Armour August 5, 2008

Tuba Bombing

The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.

I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)

by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 5, 2011

Hot tubbing

When two experts on opposing sides of a court case are put in a witness box to debate an issue, while the courtroom observes.

Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.

We have to prepare the expert to go hot tubbing with Dr Smiles. He is a real shark.

by Humphreyneworleans May 20, 2016

tuba stunt

The art of sexual intercourse that involves the man with a strong back and haunches and a robust woman of questionable nature.

To perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by The Undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.

From there the woman peforms fellatio on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman's vagina to the tune of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part II" while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.

Note: The move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.

Dale and Donna were tuba stunting all weekend at the Holiday Inn, now Dale's back is sore as hell.

by Wormy LaRue July 29, 2009