Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA November 1, 2017

Trumpkin

One who has suspended their better judgement (including their better angels) and surrendered them self to a morally and ethically bankrupt narcissist.

The Republican Party has been taken over by trumpkins.

by Pete Edgeecliff April 10, 2020

Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.

"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"

by zhrona June 27, 2020

Trumpkin

When someone shits in your mouth while you are on the toilet it is called a Trumpkin.

Lara Trump’s mouth and asshole are the same size so she can give AND receive a mean Trumpkin.

by DonaldJMinipenis August 26, 2020

Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.

I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.

Nice Trumpkin.

by towilmusic October 11, 2020