S'TRUMPETTE (s•trump•ette) noun
1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency
2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute
1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency
2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute
by hedonic1 May 30, 2018
Get the S'Trumpette mug.I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017
Get the Trumpede mug.A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
by nihn75 November 5, 2011
Get the Trumpet Fart mug.The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."
by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012
Get the Trumpet Handshake mug.by Pythia_the_allseer November 10, 2016
Get the Trumpster Fuck mug.Descendants (actual and spiritual) of the vagabonds, discharged soldiers, discharged jailbirds, escaped galley slaves, swindlers, mountebanks, lazzaroni, pickpockets, tricksters, gamblers, maquereaux pimps, brothel keepers, porters, literati, organ grinders, ragpickers, knife grinders, tinkers, beggars, etc. that now support Donald Trump
by velociped jones November 29, 2016
Get the Trumpenproletariat mug.A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.
Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.
by TMTInc. November 28, 2018
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