when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.
*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*
*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*
Attacker: Trouted, bitch!
Victim: Oh nos!
*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*
Attacker: Trouted, bitch!
Victim: Oh nos!
by Weasel August 28, 2003
1. A girl that is a slut and sleeps with lots of guys
2. A girl that is a bitch
3. A girl that always stands around with her mouth open like a "trout"
4. A girl that never stops talking
2. A girl that is a bitch
3. A girl that always stands around with her mouth open like a "trout"
4. A girl that never stops talking
by I hate trouts July 15, 2010
by elecob July 26, 2012
by mrtoadicantbelieve April 18, 2011
by tahani m April 30, 2008
george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.
by theWestHamfan December 8, 2003
Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.
Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.
by JWILD1 December 20, 2018