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Trouser Towel

The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.

Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬
Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?

Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.

Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!
by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010
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Troderator

Troderator" is a combination of the words "troll" and "moderator." It means a moderator for a website who is a troll, or a troll moderator. It originated from Kongregate. The short version is "trod.
LukeMann: EndlessSporadiac is such a troderator! His avatar is trollface.jpg.
by MicroGamer15 February 25, 2011
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Truderial

when a person is being an arrogant hypocrite that defends oneself with an act of knowing better than the other, or trying to prove that he is better than the other, both by raising oneself higher, and lowering the other. Yet the fact is the very oposite. trying to make oneself seem like a victim when actually doing the exact oposite, making the other a victim silently, and when confronted, takes it as a personal attack, and responds with personal attack, but cares enough to explain how much it isn't.
guy 1: Truth and fact isn't the same.
guy 2: i bellieve you mean truth and personal opinion.
guy 2: Truth is always a fact.
guy 2: Facts are always true.
guy 1: That example was asenine.
guy 1: why do you try to prove me wrong three times? what did i ever do to you? you're such an ass.
guy 2: excuse me? that was a single arguement.
guy 1: whatever. You're just being immature.
guy 2: im sorry?
guy 1: every time i try to say something, you just have to try to prove me wrong, every darn time.
guy 2: That isn't true at all. When ever you try to prove anything you're just truderial.
guy 1: You need to finish this don't you.
guy 2: btw, what do you mean by "asenine," do you even know what that means?
guy 1: im so done.
guy 2: You're being so truderial right now.
by worstposter February 21, 2013
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Trouser bogey

A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"
"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"
by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018
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one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
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Trouser Vagina

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.
Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.
by Nex Solo June 6, 2011
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one eyed trouser trout

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.
by Ron August 2, 2003
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