Tropical Priest

Tropical priests are magical trolls that a very needy. They need to be caressed frequently and require a lot of attention. They tend to carry asbestos flagons with water dessert in it. They speak with high pitched voices and are commonly located in the Virgin islands. Tropical priests tend to scream “tuts mah barreh!” because their evolutionary master has trained them to do so. They tend to have very sexy goatees that smell of coconuts and fresh lemonade. And their voices are absolutely magnificent, somewhat like the birds song at the break of dawn in the fresh spring air. Their english isn’t proper, so bear with them.

"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest."
“He’s just like a tropical priest, he never lets me leave his side.”
“My girlfriend was screaming ‘tuts mah barreh!’ last night. Could it be that she is really a tropical priest in disguise? Her english is not very good.”

by GrimmLove December 11, 2012

tropical thursday

every thursday, wear a tropical shirt/hawaiian shirt

Baylen Levine always gets tropical thursday and tie dye tuesday mixed up

by baylen.kyle.peej April 27, 2020

loin trophy

A child, children or kids.

"Would you please shut that damn kid up?!?
Your loin trophy isn't as cute as you think he is."

by John Salat May 9, 2008

Comes with the trophy

There are very attractive young women who seem to come with any major public accomplishment, championship, big job, financial windfall, etc.

That driver won the race and a kiss from the comes with the trophy girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021

Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

by IQuarent April 14, 2014

Troplop

A ranking in Call of Duty that makes you unkillable when you have it on.

ElPresador still doesn't know how to unlock troplop.

by Xander756 May 26, 2013

trope

Despite the erroneous definitions already published here, TROPE on the interwebs really refers to an often overused plot device. It can also be described as another variation on the same theme. TV shows, movies, comics, games, anime', & books are full of tropes & many rabid fan-sites now name & track said tropes with a self-explanatory title for each one.

Not all tropes are bad, until Hollywood gets stuck on one.

Q: Did you see "Brokeback Mountain"?
A: That film just used the "Bury Your Gays" trope to make it dramatic. You know, where a gay character has to always die in the story.

Girl: When is Hollywood gonna get tired of the "Friendly Neighborhood Vampire" trope?
Guy: I blame Angel & Spike.
Girl: I blame the Count on Sesame Street.
Guy: Nah, Count Chocula totally invented that scene.

by LakotaGirl September 2, 2010