Trombone Choir

a collection of angelic voices that belong to those that play the instrument trombone.

man that trombone choir brought everyone within a five mile radius to tears
I killed myself because I wasn't as awesome as the Trombone Choir

by thisgutrighthere October 30, 2011

Tombed

Used to describe the feeling associated with Kratom. Gained traction in the NoVA area in early 2018 by its creator “CJ“.

Adam: Why are you smiling at the ceiling?
CJ: Man, I am stupendously TOMBED.

by The Ugly Barnikles October 19, 2020

Thursty Trombone

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.

I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.

by LickTheAbortion November 7, 2010

Blue Trombone

When a lover acts as if they are attempting a reach-around but to the partner's dismay chokes out the boner with an iron grip.

This one time at band camp a girl gave me the Blue Trombone; I guess that will match my blue balls. I thought she liked me.

by The Blue Trombone Group November 6, 2011

Orange Trombone

When your nose is up Trumps Ass while giving him a hand-job from behind.

“Devin Nunes is Trying out for First Seat in the Orange Trombone Section”

by Mr. Playa February 1, 2018

Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

by Hilznack October 4, 2005

flesh trombone

An instrument in the same family as the skin flute, the bone-a-phone, the pink oboe, and the meat whistle.

She has mastered playing the flesh trombone.

by Clammo April 5, 2007