A succubus, but not hot, with a sub-retarded IQ that steals all of your money and your will to live, and then fucks other guys while dating you. Her only source of self worth is when she's getting fucked silly, which is often.
Dan: Dude, did you see Ashley at the bar? I think she's trying to get those three guys to triple team her and then hot karl her.
Jake: Yeah, it's too bad she's got mosquito bite tits and a saggy ass, otherwise they might.
Dan: Yeah, what a fucking Trashley.
Jake: Yeah, it's too bad she's got mosquito bite tits and a saggy ass, otherwise they might.
Dan: Yeah, what a fucking Trashley.
by Teleboner April 30, 2009
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Trash bag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept. A
Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and
generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.
True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On
a night out, a Trash bag should participate in at least 5 of the
following:
*Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving
the house
*Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs
*Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course
of one evening
*Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the
toilet queue.
*Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables
of course.
*Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and
the dj hates you.
*Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
*Having the bouncers, bar staff and dj all know you at your local
*Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have
more movement.
*Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant
*Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush or the
sprinkler
*Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's
not you
*Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket
*Writing things on yourself and everyone around you
*Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you
are.
*Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or
Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.
*Taking at least 60 photos of yourself
*Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
*Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And
another. And, well, you get the picture...
*Starting drinking at 3pm
*Continuing till the next afternoon
*Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts (or special undies)
underneath
*Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to
somewhere else that's 5mins down the road.
*Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and
noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as
you thought.
*Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going
to work/school.
*Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in
hand.
*Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fos in your own
privacy.
*Crying/stacking it/booting/all three
*Sustaining an unidentified party injury
*Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a
while. Or worse, family.
*Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you
mocking and insulting them.
*Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity
Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and
generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.
True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On
a night out, a Trash bag should participate in at least 5 of the
following:
*Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving
the house
*Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs
*Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course
of one evening
*Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the
toilet queue.
*Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables
of course.
*Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and
the dj hates you.
*Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
*Having the bouncers, bar staff and dj all know you at your local
*Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have
more movement.
*Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant
*Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush or the
sprinkler
*Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's
not you
*Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket
*Writing things on yourself and everyone around you
*Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you
are.
*Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or
Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.
*Taking at least 60 photos of yourself
*Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
*Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And
another. And, well, you get the picture...
*Starting drinking at 3pm
*Continuing till the next afternoon
*Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts (or special undies)
underneath
*Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to
somewhere else that's 5mins down the road.
*Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and
noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as
you thought.
*Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going
to work/school.
*Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in
hand.
*Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fos in your own
privacy.
*Crying/stacking it/booting/all three
*Sustaining an unidentified party injury
*Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a
while. Or worse, family.
*Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you
mocking and insulting them.
*Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity
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its when Trash-anta comes and takes your trash away and you decorate the curb with trashcans and fill them with goodies that the Trash-anta will like!!!
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