A parent who identifies as transgender. This parent may be a man, woman, or neither, but should act similar to any other parent.
by YourTransparent October 10, 2022
Get the Transparentmug. Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
by anonymous July 15, 2023
Get the Transparentmug. Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
Get the fluid transparencymug. This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!
Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
by von groovy August 22, 2024
Get the transparentlymug. Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher: “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
by Wondering Wanderer July 15, 2023
Get the Transparentmug.