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LSD thinking

Adjective that can be used to describe both positive and negative aspects of human cognition, from enlightened creativity to utter confusion and base terror.
Sometimes I find myself in an altered state I call LSD thinking, I think it surfaces naturally to help me work and stay healthy in the otherwise oppressive prison environment.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020
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Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.
If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.
by NinjaShark November 9, 2010
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trancing

intensley listening to trance no matter whos around you
by arlie September 5, 2004
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training sauce

The 3.2% beer/alcoholic beverages they sell in Bible belt states.
"Hey, its Sunday, the liquor store is closed, I guess all we have to deal with is training sauce trainging wheels for boozelike we were amateurs again."
by sjkyr4 March 6, 2009
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Over thinking

Excessive thinking about a problem, while losing focus on the big picture. The result is an overly complicated analysis, and any solution coming out of this will also be complicated. And probably a fruitless waste of time.
Sean was over thinking the design of the website, and came up with a totally over the top solution that we could never actually implement.
by saltydog108 May 18, 2011
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Training Minge

A "Training Minge" is what one would use to practice on before moving on to tighter and better quality minge. Also known as "practice snatch"
"She was only training minge."
" I need to move on from this training minge"
by Jehovahsruinedmylife January 23, 2017
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Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.
After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.
by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010
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