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unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.
That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.
by sidmon69 March 30, 2020
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Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible
"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"
by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021
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That Evil Trainer

An innocent person, who technically ruins the life of someone he/she knows. This definition is based after the very sad and eerie tale of Gary's Raticate.
Guy 1: Man, even though Gary Oak is a real meanie, I actually feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's had his innocence stolen, his dreams crushed, and the love of his grandfather ultimately stolen away. All by that evil Trainer.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's really mean. *gets on knees and looks up at the sky* Curse you Trainer! Why would you do this to your rival? YOUR INNOCENT RIVAL?!?!?!?!?!?
by BulbaHomebrew March 16, 2013
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T-shirt Trainer

A 't-shirt trainer' is a male who goes to the gym only for the purpose of working their upper body, in the mistaken belief that getting bigger pecs and biceps will improve his success with the ladies.

T-shirt training has the effect of giving the male a defined upper body, but leaving him with skinny ass chicken legs. T-shirt trainers like to refer to themselves as bodybuilders, but you will only ever see them on the bench press, bicep curl or shoulder fly machines, ie. they are not bodybuilders, but vain posers.

The term was originally coined by Tempa T (of the Slew Dem Crew).

What t-shirt trainers fail to realise hoewver is that no

chcikn legs
Guy1: lolz look at those t-shirt trainers over there. desperately tryina get buff before summer.

Guy2: Don't they realise now matter how big their pecs are, it won't make up for their lack of social skills.
by Zweihander47 November 9, 2011
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animal trainer

a person with the talent to bring out the utmost freakiness in an otherwise shy sexual partner.
my roommate can get girls to do really crazy shit in bed... he's such an animal trainer.
by skot March 18, 2005
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crew trainer

A tiller extension that is long enough to reach from the rear of the cockpit to the front of the cockpit on a sail boat. Normally used as a reenforcement tool to teach new sailors the skills they need to succeed. This is done hitting them with it while underway if they disobey an order or botch a maneuver.
Coach stuck me with a new crew to teach him the ropes. All it took was a couple of hits with the crew trainer and he was where he was supposed, to be doing what he was supposed to do, when he was supposed to do it, without me saying a word.
by Will Parker January 6, 2008
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Wii Fit Trainer

An annoying ass smash ultimate character who won't shut the fuck up and keeps screaming "BONE" which is the one thing no bi or straight man will get for her flat annoying ass.
I was playing smash bros having a great time whooping some wii fit trainer mains ass fueled on by rage cause of the annoying fucking noises I kept hearing wanting to end the game so the trainer would shut tf up.
by Necrozma Beam October 24, 2020
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