*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"
"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
by b3rk February 10, 2009
by ras1973 December 08, 2014
The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
by JJE March 06, 2008
by Randy Flagg May 30, 2014
Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010
A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
by YB85 March 08, 2011