Traffic Tourettes

Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.

*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"

"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."

by b3rk February 9, 2009

Traffic Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).

Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.

by JJE March 6, 2008

traffical

Roads are full of traffic. School run. Rush hour.

"Mummy, why is it so traffical"?

by ras1973 December 8, 2014

traffic slut

Someone who lets every car in front of them.

That Traffic Slut let 5 cars in front of her. Close your legs!

by Randy Flagg May 30, 2014

traffic junky

if you know you know

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by the mulit man June 3, 2019

traffic hottie

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011