World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

tracket

track+jacket = tracket

relieves yourself from extra unnessescary enunciation

hey i got this cool..track..jaa..ack...ah fuck it..

TRACKET!!!

*applause*

by michaelsok August 21, 2004

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

Ass Treker

Typically a man out searching for ass, where no man has gone before.

Man 1: Hey d-bag, didn't I see you trolling for ass at the old folks home?"

Man 2: "No Mr. Butt Pirate, that must have been some other Ass Treker"

by Chuq dawg February 12, 2007

Outfit-Tracker

Someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.

Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Ryan, you wore those pants yesterday. Don't be an Outfit-tracker Tyler.

by pmcmanner December 8, 2017

tranked

So tired it feels as though you've been shot with a tranquilizer dart.

I was so tranked last night I went to bed at 6.

by ampm1218 September 6, 2009

Tracker

Brummy word for a young TRAMP.

"your mom's a tracker" -blazed-

by John0121 September 1, 2007