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Chiswick Tractor

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.
Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.
by Les goddams February 9, 2022
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tank tracks

The brown marks left, below waterline, on the white porcelain after a particularly messy dump.

(Sometimes only removable with brush and boiling water).
OK. C'mon, own up. Who's tank-tracked the bog?

Sorry guys. That curry got the better of me. I've tank-tracked the toilet.

There are tank tracks in the toilet. Who is responsible?
by Piemanius May 20, 2008
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Hey, remember when Jake and Kate hooked up on the way back from the meet? Yeah, that was pure trackcest.
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Snack Pack Race Track

You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.
Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour
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Warning-Track Power

Contrary to popular belief, warning-track power is NOT a good thing. It is "almost." it is "not-quite." It is the epitome of having enough to excite, without having enough "oomph" too truly hit the "home run."
"Johnny had warning-track power in the bedroom, starting strong, but finishing early."
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track marks

the line of bruised needle holes in the arm of a junky produced as he shoots up at a slightly higher point on his arm each time.
she never wears short sleeves because she doesn't want anyone to see her track marks
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