Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella

"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"

by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Loïc Tort

A really QuIrKy guy, Will never pass up the chance for a “ur mom” joke. Unbelievable submissive and breedable but also a little bit fruity.

“I’m so quirky”
- omg ur such a Loïc Tort

by Burgerqueen69 November 9, 2021

Torted

Having tort.

You make me so torted!

by Green daddy pop March 21, 2022