Toffee Bracelet

The brown hoop left around ones wrist after dishing out an anal fisting.

After punishing Marc's bumhole with my fist, I was left with a toffee bracelet.

by Bambino August 30, 2008

hairy toffee

Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.

I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I found a hairy toffee

by Monkeysutra September 14, 2008

Toff

David Cameron

David 'Toff' Cameron

by izzyE123 April 17, 2010

toffii

a thick or big girl who dresses and carries herself in an admirable way.

Pat: what do u think of Tenny
Driver: I think she is the sweetest toffii I have ever seen

by Ms Jade March 29, 2010

Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011

toffage

A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.

Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.

These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.

Parlour games are the evening entertainment.

People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.

"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."

"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952

by einstein7978 July 2, 2012

Tordfangs

Tordfangs is someone who really likes the genshin impact character kaeya ( maybe a little too much that it’s creepy ) ( kaeya is scared of them )

Okg look that’s tordfangs ew I don’t like kaeya I like Diluc more

by I’dlovetofuckyourmom December 1, 2021