topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009

8th Grade Topless

When a girl claims to be "topless", but is still actually wearing a bra.

GIRL: "I was topless in your video."
GUY: "Really?"
GIRL: "Well, i still had a bra on..."
GUY: "Oh, so you were 8th grade topless."

by 8thgradetopless April 29, 2011

Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

Topless Breast Syndrome

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009

topless blow job

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.

Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.

by John Balls October 27, 2007

Topless Ema Skye

Originates from Ace Attorney Circlejerk, which has the character Ema Skye drawn topless for comedic effect in Kale Bennett's ''Drawings too good for the main sub'' arc.

Person 1: Omg did you see the day 62 drawing?! Topless Ema Skye was so hot!
Person 2: I'm literally jorking it.

by Bobby Fulbright February 10, 2025