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Topless Pam 

When a freshman slut decides to walk around topless at frat houses, after being double teamed by several of their members.
Bruh 1- Hey did see that girl Tiffany here last night.

Bruh 2- Who?

Bruh 1- You know topless Pam.

Bruh 2- O yeah she gave me head and then ran around naked.
Topless Pam by Bruh 2 November 12, 2010

topless espresso

An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.
I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."
topless espresso by KeepItCoolYo August 10, 2010

Topless cupcakes 

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.
1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes
Topless cupcakes by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010

topless tomato 

Wow this guy acts a lot like topless tomato
topless tomato by Jojo100000 November 26, 2020

Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
Topless Teddy by The Real Chas February 20, 2023

Topless Driving 

Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.
We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.
Topless Driving by RainforestFor3 October 29, 2023