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Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro
by Marqueefus October 13, 2016
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Toesturbating

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.
by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017
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tonestous

the voice which is so loud and unpleasant
what a tonestous sound!
by A.M.B.Z November 19, 2017
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Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.
Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."
by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018
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tokester

A juul or other e-cigarette/heated tobacco device capable of producing CLOUD.
Taking a few chunky rips on the tokester
by Stringback Driving Gloves March 24, 2019
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Tapestrophile

Someone who is into having sex with rugs
Ian is a fucking tapestrophile. My rug needs therapy for what he did to it.
by Damn that was a steezy ass kic October 29, 2020
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toyesterday

Used to describe urgency that is so intense that it goes back to at least the preceding day.
When will I get my money?

Your money will be back on your card in 2-3 business days. Did you need it sooner?

I needed it toyesterday!
by lloydpearsoniv December 11, 2020
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