tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

Toolin' Around

Toolin' Around

1.) Foolin' Around
Joking around with your friends
Having fun

"You weren't paying enough attention to me because your were too busy toolin' around with your friends"- Attention whore

by Banfilth January 19, 2009

Toolinator

When someone grows the balls needed to either gently inform, or loudly call upon the fact that he or she is in fact a tool. Many become addicted to such a position of power, and therefore become, Toolinators.

Wow, Dave just totally called that tool Bill on his tool like ways, Dave is such a Toolinator.

Tremble those who needlessly shout Family Guy references to fit in to a group! The Toolinator is here!

by CptCucumber November 10, 2009

Toolotron

Someone who is an absolute machine to the cause of maintaining their tool status.

Adam goes beyond being just a tool- he is a toolotron.

by letsgouni April 22, 2011

toolson

The son of a tool.

Father to son: "Brian, you are a toolson!"

Brian: "Doesn't that make me the son of a tool which therefore makes you a tool?"

by Dr. Funkenstein! November 9, 2012

Tollonis

a person who would ignore working on a said task and act dead

wow that person is looking like a tollonis

by FunnyFace29 August 21, 2017