Ay Kiram Toosh

When an Iranian watchin other people in the world having so much funnier life than them.

Did you see the new Dan Bilzerian instagram pic ? -Ay Kiram Toosh kharkose

by Issanewbritneybitch September 20, 2019

toofine

n. devastatingly attractive girl, usually 18-21, fresh-faced, and well-dressed
a. irresistible; almost too attractive for her own good (substantially more fine than too fine)

"Whoa, check out the girl in the sundress over there."
"Toofine!"
"Yeah, she's a bona fide toofine."

My roommate's sister is toofine.

by greenstripes March 20, 2011

sack of tools

The ultimate tool. There's just no bigger tool than this sack of tools.

What a sack of tools.
Your sack is showing.
Stop being such a sack of tools.
The person most likely to carry a sack of tools is...

by polpru March 1, 2010

Pro Tools

A very stable piece of audio production software. Though stable, it unfortunatly is designed by Digidesign, the biggest bastards in the industry. They require you to use exclusively their hardware in conjuction with the software. When the new version of protools comes out, all the sudden you have to buy new hardware because its not compatible with the new version... even though Digidesign themselfs designed and sold the hardware to you only two years earlier. Their hardware is high quality... and you pay for it. An entry level Protools TDM system costs upwards of 10 grand. Isn't it nice to know that those thousands of dollars of hardware will be useless in two years? Protools doesn't play nicely with other pieces of software. Your computer must be free of all other sofware for Protools to work. If by any chance (which is great) that you will need tech support, Digidesign will be glad to take your $60/hour to tell you that the reason your system doesnt work is because YOU fucked it up, even though its clearly bullshit... Every professional in the industry should stock up on MOTU I/O's and nice mic pre and just use Nuendo. It may be slightly less stable, but it can do more and your hardware will last you many years with multiple versions of software.

I wasted $30 grand two years ago on a system thats now worth 2 grand. I should have spend a quarter of that money on a Nuendo system that still would be useable today... even with the new, more stable version. With the extra money I could have bought a rack of high end Focusrite mic pre's to make extemely prestine recordings.

by Mike April 28, 2004

Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.

Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.

by podizzle September 23, 2009

toofbrush

A utensil used by someone on welfare when they attempt to clean their lone tooth.

Is that Ned the Wino? Yeah, he's getting busy with his toofbrush.

by Paolo Maldini June 16, 2009

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012