tookey

Rachel's verbal faux pas ...when she accidentally combined the words "turkey" and "cooking" while trying to explain how she did not want to eat her brother's girlfriend's cooking or turkey at Thanksgiving. She was so mad she couldn't say either word and made up her own-Tookey.

"I'm not going to her house for Thanksgiving because I don't even want to eat her "Tookey""

I did it all for the tookey, the tookey.

I'm going to knock off a piece of tookey when everyone goes to sleep.

I like my tookey stuffed.

by cheryl p December 7, 2006

tokey

Also refered to as a "pokey", or a small penis that protrudes from the underside of a beaver.

Quit touching my pokey!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

toidey

Mainly American children's word for a toilet

Hey, did Darren use the toidey today or did you poop in your diaper?

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004

Tonkey

A Tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching SpongeBob.

I am giving my poodle a Tonkey.

by Jwhite December 16, 2013

tokeytokerson

A person who smokes entirely too much pot. The stoner where it is impossible to see them sober, smell them without their fragrance, or see white in their eyes.

I am never smokin' with tokeytokerson again unless I feel like sleepin for the next three days after.

by Tokinmop March 20, 2010

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016